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September 13, 2005

Jaywalking
Si Teroy nga taga-Bohol niadto sa siyudad.Kaduha nadakpan nga nag-jaywalking.
Sa ikatulo wa na kaantos nangutana sa pulis. Sir, asa diay motabok angmga Bol-anon?

First Time sa Pier
Apo: (Gitudlo ang barko) kadako diay ning barko sa personal Lo’ no!
Lolo: Apo ayaw pahalata nga ihas ta. Huwata lang unya ang paglupad ana!

Amot
Pari: Ang interesado nga mohatag og amot sa simbahan motindog inig tukar sa organ. Sige, dong tukar na.
Organista: Unsay tukaron nako pader?
Pari: Pambansang Awit

Nagtotoy
Bana: Sa kadugay lov sa atong kaminyuon mora na lagi kag akong igsuon.
Asawa: Ikaw pod lov, noh! Mora napod kag akong anak, sige lag totoy nako buanga ka!

Bakal og asin
Nanay: To, bakal duha ka asin.
Toto: Indi ko nay, hadlok ko kay dolum na!
Nanay: Indi mahadlok kay ara si Jesus upod mo…
Toto: Si Jesus nalang pabaklay nay…

Unggoy
Botyok: Pre, ngano ingon ka nawong kog unggoy?
Bruno: Wa ko ga-ingon nawong kag unggoy, akong giingong ang unggoy parehag nawong nimo.
Botyok: Aw lagi, klaroha!

Mga Anak
Mare1: Kasuwerte nimo mare, uy kay gwapo ug gwapa ang imong mga anak.
Mare2: Nah! Mare maningkamot gyod ko kay kon magsalig rako sa akong bana ambot lang unsay hitsura!

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Last Fog Sea in Die

September 7, 2005

Thing none knew see in die
Who bought who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die.

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

See in die at see who one
I sad young knock khaki key league
The hill be thin see in die
Nag sar really nah lung…….

(reprinted from The Best Pinoy Jokes)

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Mag-uban kita aron hubiton ang kasaysayan. Isip usa ka magsusuwat sa pamantalaang Bisaya makigkukabildo ako kaninyo sa bisan unsang mga butang nga may kalabutan ang atong dilang Binisaya. Nasayod ko! Nga tam-is kaayo sa inyong mga dunggan ang atong pinulongan nga maoy naghatag kanatog kabantog sa tibuok kalibutan.

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Joseph Elvir C. Tubilan

After clinching a Mass Communication degree at University of San Jose-Recoletos, Joseph Elvir C. Tubilan joined dyRC (now defunct) as radio reporter and Sun.Star Superbalita (Cebu) as correspondent, becoming a full-time reporter for the latter in 1997.

He covered the Provincial Capitol, City Hall, Palace of Justice, Ombudsman, National Bureau of Investigation, and presidential visits, while completing a master's degree in media studies. When Malacañang sa Sugbo was established, he became a Malacañang Press Corps-Cebu officer.

He is now president of the Media Association of Law, Liberty, Equality and Truth, a justice beat group.

He was elected member of the board of directors of the Cebu Newspaper Workers Multi-Purpose Cooperative (Newscoop) and president of Newscoop Sun.Star Chapter.

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